What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 09:59

You Only Live Twice
-All the bad guys are black.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Goldfinger
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
When British people write X after everything, are they being serious or trying not to be awkward?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Why are most girls not open to the idea of anal sex?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
What are your darkest taboo confessions?
A View to a Kill
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Ah so!”
Trump’s Truth Social files with SEC for bitcoin-ether ETF - The Block
-J W Pepper
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Why did my crush like me for only two days in a row?
Moonraker
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Why is the US going after Canada after all? What is the reason for all this hostility?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Do you believe that Jesus was God on Earth?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
From Russia With Love
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
What do you love to do at night when you’re alone?
Octopussy
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Live and Let Die
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Dr No
Diamonds Are Forever